From the Bog Dog team:
No Slip
Crafted with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.
No Bounce
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing during time travel.
All polarised
Glare-reducing, polarised lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays from robot overlords.
All Future
A futuristic one-lens frame that’ll convince people you travelled here from the future to warn us about the AI takeover.